Unimaginably stupid and annoying songs
Today I am bored. Had to do something about it, so I posted this. I Gathered some annoying, stupid and ignorant songs that make you want to cry whenever you hear these. Enjoy.
Damage Control - Seize
This song makes me wanna hang myself. Angst-ridden punk with a singer that hasn't gone through his (or her) puberty. Gives me the chills.. hrrr. Amazing that shit like this band have got theirselves a record deal.
All Limp Bizkit songs
What can I say. This is just a pile of steaming shit. Numetal for kids, and a monkey as a singer. Great, just fucking great.
All Cradle Of Filth songs
Whoa. What is this, is someone trying to stuff a gerbil into a printer? No? Oh wait, it's Dani Filth singing. (S)He sounds like a little boy that has been hit in the balls with a monkey wrench. And he looks gay, too. As do all of the bandmembers. And the music is just............better not say it.
Bloodhound Gang - "Track No. 20"
Didn't remember the real name of the song, that will do for now. Onwards. This song features sounds from a gay porn movie (sucking sounds, slurping, "mmmh, I like to suck this", "oh yeah", "this is great") and a gay porn music in the background, so that makes this song......gayporn? Exactly. Stay away. "This is great"....not.
Orbital - Whole "Octane"-album
You gotta hear this to believe. Electronical hum, buzzing, some kind of shitty laughable melody in the background... This is not music. This is something else. Picture a UFO landing to your backyard. This is what the music is like. Now imagine what it feels like when the aliens insert probes to your cornhole and laugh their skinny asses off ass you dwell in agony. This is how it feels like to listen to the album.
Evanescence - All songs
This is maybe the most overhyped band ever. And overestimated. The singer sounds kinda good, but this is as good as it gets. All songs are just same songs with different tempo or slight alterations to the melody. Reminiscent of Linkin Park. Yuck. Plus the piano sections just suck some major ass.
More to come. Stay tuned.
1 Comments:
Stupid Songs...
Dani filth screams like shit, totally not black metal, like a banshee howling to its death, and their music is so empty, so boringly written...
All nu-metal shitties are probably giving metal a bad name, their music... i can't believe it, such cheap riffs and lyrics, with a singer totally no-skill, they are just screaming into the mic, and rap? totally sucks.
Evanescene is a cheap band, using Amy as a attractive weapon for teenagers to like their songs, WTF! Who cares? they suck like hell, all their songs are so repeative, duplicating one another, no style, and they call themself nu-metal? Don't get me wrong, if you want to put the name metal into your genre then play something heart-breaking or doomsday destructive! This bores...
By the way, if a metal band goes too famous, too mainstream its going to suck, so be prepared for it... this is the truth, you can't handle with fame and go on releasing quality music, most bands get out of the track, getting criticsms from fans. Like dani filth, he is rich so what? his music is pathetic, as a fan of all genres of metal, I know that this is total shit and you knew too...
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